The Joker
The Joker
By The Butcher
Expert texbert choking smoker don’t you think the Joker laughs at you?
When the Chinese take over we’re all dead. Not meaning to alarm, it is what it is. The memories of the long lines to enlist after Pearl Harbor, D Day, the Civil War, the Revolution, The Alamo! Forget all that! Gen Z has arrived and they’re the new understanding of the human equation. Naught from naught equals naught.
The phenomenon of TikTok heralded the latest evolutionary leap of mankind into oblivion. The Beatles were replaced with “I got a booger in my nose,” and genitalia with those of your choice. The Pandemic didn’t help, but it didn’t hurt all that much either. They were gone long before that. Then came the pronouns. He, she, it, and never Y! Every generation had a girl who personified the perfect woman. The homecoming queen was the queen of the county. The homecoming queen being a guy leaves something to be desired. If desire is even the right word. Repugnant: That what makes you throw up in your mouth.
And during all this the Chinese, the Russians, even the Zulus are gaining ground. And STUPID! My own grandson, the indomitable NewBaby, failed the entrance exam for a Church school! ANYBODY can get in church school. Talk about stupid. Failed Sunday School!
And take the President. . . PLEASE! I knew Donald Trump was in hot water when they discovered that he could add. Joe Biden isn’t even a good standup routine. Three Jews walked into a bar in Gaza. And the Z’s cheer him on. But, then again, he does like little girls. Sniff Sniff. Where’s Chris Hansen when we need him. “What’re you doing here, Joe?”
As America descended into depravity it began to feel good. America was free! The new age. Freedom of thought, so long as you thought approved thoughts. Freedom to be what you wanted to be so long as it wasn’t what you really were. Nice picture of the Devil on the wall. God was in His place and damn the torpedoes. Reality was just a state of mind.
So here we are. A nation lost in space with no time left to start again. You poor deluded bastards. Just cast your bread upon the waters and wait for your BLT. Unfortunately the universe doesn’t work like that. The universe that God created on a 6.14 ratio is so precise that if the earth were but one degree off there wouldn’t be no US! God would have to put The Garden of Eden on Mars or somewhere, and you can contemplate your navel all you want. The universe don’t forgive. It just is! And your ideas will evaporate in the wind five minutes after your last breath. Boy! That hurts, doesn’t it. I mean not as bad as riding a bicycle without a seat, but right on up there.
The best schemes of mice and men. Always remember there are more mice than men and roaches have been here since the dinosaurs, and the big lizards didn’t make it. We won’t make it either, and that’s a good thing. The earth needs a new start and it ain’t us! There’s a reason for the Rapture. Jesus needs to wipe the slate and start again. And all that’ll be left of all you know and love will be a few bacteria. Buzz Buzz! Oh what a relief it is!
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