Thoughts on a Sunday Morning

Thoughts for a Sunday Morning!

 

Finished the edit run through of my latest book. No, I’m not gonna give you pirates out there any details to steal. Hollywood has so excelled this year why should I impede it? Did you notice how you search feverishly trying to find something worth watching on Netflix only to end up going to TubiTV and doing “The White Buffalo” again. He who has a remote, let him click!

 

The Woke generation has so adulterated the human species that even the language has lost its value. You watch YouTube. Back in the day you’d get in trouble for videos that used copyright material. Well, that’s cool now but words are the problem. Anything having to do with life, death, who you screw, when you screw, how you screw or should you screw, kill, cook, or talk about any of the above UNLESS it’s bestiality, same sex, no sex or the ever popular pedophilia or as it has been redefined “Minor Attracted!” Let us pray. Ooops! That’s another forbidden word . . . God! Now God with an “S” is cool. Or Marduk, Baal or anything having to do with Lucifer, the Devil, or Beelzebub! If you don’t know any of those guys just ask your kids. They are the heroes on all their video games.

 

Was reading Isaiah last night. FYI: If you break the word down Isaiah becomes I Saiah which is only a hop, skip and a jump from I Saith which translates into I Say in The Queen’s English. Of course, the Ebonics comes out “Word!” I thought it was supposed to be God’s word. Ya’ll see what brought on the great flood? And Amerika proves categorically that God is short of fire and brimstone. Talk about falling short of the glory. The DisUnited States started long about 1789. Naught from naught equals naught. America was a good idea. It only took about 235 years for the Supreme Court to turn it from God to God Damn but they done it!

 

The Woke movement claims to want to wake people up while putting the human condition to sleep. All things decent are forbidden while perversion reigns supreme. Some “They” with half a head of purple-green hair that sees itself as a role model for your kids expounds the virtues of a dead baby in every pot while mankind rushes helter skelter into extinction. China is facing a population decline? On what planet does that make any sense?

 

Anyway, I zeroed in on one part of Isaiah. Something about seven women and one man. Only good idea the Mormons ever had. A world where the shortage of a bread winner is so bad that women started cooking, cleaning, and making little Mormons. I wouldn’t give you fifty cents for one of them golden tablets but seven Marie Osmonds? When I got to the Celestial Kingdom and Joseph Smith told me I couldn’t come it I’d just tell him to send me to hell because I’d already been to heaven!

 

Paul Harvey did a bit years ago, “If I Were The Devil,” and in it he laid out the perfect attack formation for the Angel of Light. Well, Pazuzu must have read it because he’s right on track. But he couldn’t have read it because he’s a fictional character designed to prop up Linda Blair’s career. But if he were real the third rock from the sun has far exceeded all expectations of stupidity, depravity, and outright non-survivability!

 

So, as we fantasize about colonizing Mars, snip the peckers off little boys and bastardize the Olympics with bearded ladies taking all the gold medals, if we ever do make it to Mars, in the words of the Prophet Monty Python “And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space
'Cause it's bugger all down here on Earth!”

 

Beam me up Elon!