There Ain’t no G#####n WOMEN There!

What was Christ’s message to women? Let’s look at it. By the way, this is gonna be a rough one so if you’re woke best you go somewhere else. Ok. Look at the woman caught in adultery. The very act! The men ready to stone her. Who were they? The implication was that she was a whore. So, it only goes to follow that she was busy whoring when they came upon her. And how did they happen to be there? Because they were customers! And for some Godly, or ungodly reason they took it upon themselves to drag her out in the street and throw rocks at her head. Jesus asks the one that hadn’t sinned to cast the first stone. And, as we all know, these whoremongers dropped their rocks and went back to the bar! And what did Jesus tell Stormy? “Go and sin no more! (I might not be here the next time!)

The girl at the well. A Samaritan? And so out of touch with them she comes to the well alone! No friends. No garden club. Jesus reveals that not only is she shacking up, she’s good at it and has five ex’s in a row. She’s a “Baby’s MaMa” times five! He admonished her, drinks her water from her cup, and sends her on her way with a new frame of mind.

Women have been the bane of man ever since Eve took off her fig leaf. The weaker sex has made sex their strong point. Attack from the rear . .  . Literally! Did Jesus condemn them? No! He defended them and advised them! The natural attraction between men and women makes the world go ‘round. And it’s been that way since time immemorial. Caveman’s club or flowers, the song remains the same.

Now mix this fact with the myth of morality. Some of you no doubt have some church, or preacher that you follow that exemplifies for you all the good things. Remember the words of Paul: All have sinned! All have fallen short of the glory of God! And is it their fault? No! It’s in the DNA! If it weren’t there wouldn’t be any more people. To put up with the conundrum called “relations” we must contend with relationships. I’ve had six that I admit to. I fell from the glory on my face. And why do we do that? The sugar cookie at the end. It all balances out in the end.

You find morality late in life. It almost matches your stage of ED. At some point the prize is not worth the hunt and just sitting by the fire becomes warmer than the fire of passion. Hopefully, by that time you have a significant other of the opposite sex, reasonably close to your age to cook and clean for you. That’s where all the “Wisdom” comes from.

At this point of life men and women begin to understand each other. You write articles like this, and young people laugh at you as they head for divorce court. The cycle never ends. But this is the way it is. There wouldn’t be a need for forgiveness if there was nothing to forgive. See how that works? The universe is set up with a series of pluses and minuses. Positives and negatives. Yings and yangs. Males and females. For every extension cord there is a wall plug.

Think I’m wrong?  Ok. Now I’m gonna prophesy. This article started totally different from the way it turned out. Last night I came across this news story about some numbnut in Egypt who claims to be the savior of mankind. It’s always the same. From Jimmy Swaggart to Peter Popoff healers and Messiahs abound. At the top there is money and rumors of money and at the bottom there is always a woman, or women if you’re a Mormon, but they are always there. I close this with the Prophet, Ron White.