BatDonald’s

 

The CIA announced that COVID most likely came from a rag tag laboratory in China after all. Ah So! Like we didn’t know that. In one statement all the conspiracy theories became thesis and began the long march to being fact. Get it? Long March. Chairman Mao? Well, I digress.

 

Since time immemorial the Chinese have maintained the illusion of superiority. All the way back to The Great Wall. Sealed themselves off from the world. I have to hand it to them, not one Mexican has gotten over it yet. But, let’s get serious here. These idiots eat bats. I’ve heard a lot of cowboy stories, and as God is my witness, Austin’s got some bats but I just can’t picture Gil Faver and Rowdy Yates sitting down for a meal of fried bat!

 

I can see the Illuminati trying to save face now by telling us that one virus escaped during an earthquake or something. Sit your ass down Number One Son! They were probably carrying it around in a mayonnaise jar in their backpack and got it confused with the sweet and sour sauce while eating lunch across the street at the food court.

 

And Fauci financed it! Yeah! Oh, did you notice how all these dominos are falling? Chinese virus, Illuminati, bat theory, and now the venerable Anthony Fauci! Hey, would I lie to you. Don Fauci paid Chop Sing to work up a super virus. Why? So he could come up with a cure! What else? Think about that the next time a doctor wants to stick his finger up your butt. He, and a host of other bubble heads gave us the biggest mass graves since the Black Plague. That’s like pardoning Ted Bundy so he could write a book on taxidermy. And the British, don’t get me started, the British opened their check book too. There really is a select group of entitled pricks running the world from the end zone using us for entertainment. God bless Alex Jones!

 

What’s next? Fentanyl labs in Detroit using the assembly lines the Democrats took so much trouble destroying? Hey, dude, they’re already selling baby parts. And the organizations have these sticky sweet names. Research Lab, Planned Parenthood, Children’s Clinic. Every single one is designed to do the exact opposite of what the name implies.

 

Can we undo this mess? Frankly, I don’t know. The so called Z Generation, our next masters of the universe are addicted to Tik Tok. And who gave us Tik Tok. That little old China Boy Chang! From Nike knock offs to songs that make no sense, China has it all. But get this. They’ve never been up to muster. It’s always been covered with some gobblety-goop of some ancient mysterious method that you gotta have squinty eyes to see. Who’s to say the even have nuclear capabilities? Maybe they do, maybe they don’t. I mean, they did invent the firecracker. I’ll give them that. But, all in all I think we need to put them in a situation where they’re more worried about that next bowl of rice instead of trying to reinvent the Cadillac! Thank you velly Velly much!