Little Mexico

 

California has consistently delivered everything unseemly, everything unholy, everything unAmerican to the United States for as far back as I can remember. From cinema to Christianity, if it could be perverted California would pervert it. You could put that in the bank, and the tax structure of “The Golden State” broke the bank!

Just listing the abominations imposed on the population of California becomes too laborious to be believed. Consequently, the state of disaster began to hemorrhage population to other states and even Montana was deemed better than Little Mexico.

And now protests have risen over ICE doing its job. Look at this on the surface. Protests against a legal government agency doing a legal job that it was formed years ago to do. Sanctuary cities, sanctuary STATE. Come one, come all, we stand shoulder to shoulder against the laws of the United States of America if they interfere with our right to do drugs, crap in the street and do-little girls. If you’re queer . . . come here!

Just today, the governor of California was giving an impromptu expressing how President Trump is a liar, setting California up, getting involved where not needed, you know, Dem-speak. Governor, why are non-citizens in the street protesting American laws? Asking for a friend. Why do you even allow such a thing? Oh, that’s right. You’re the guys who gave us gay marriage. Mr and Mr Rump Ranger. I’m so forgetful. Hey Gov, why don’t you get in a car alone without body guards, get on the Five, and drive from Murrieta to San Diego. Stop about half way at some convenience store, go inside and pick up a beer, glass of wine, a joint, you know, anything, and while you’re wading through all them Mexicans let me know how that worked out for you. Welcome to Little Mexico! That’s what Donald Trump is trying to stop! Now get back to your gay bar and in the words of the Prophet, Sophie Powers, well, you know. Just shut up!

California, America’s tired of you. It’s tired of having to make excuses or apologize for your behavior. People in Nebraska don’t need Drag Queen Story Time. Alabama doesn’t need any help with football. And Texas? Don’t even go there. It’s no good for you. With any luck at all the San Andreas fault will finally split, the West Coast will slide off into the ocean and we will all be done with you.

I’ve been to California. I found that it was a beautiful place. Rome was beautiful at one time, too. But just as Eve ate that apple California ate that LSD and went mad. We will always remember you as you were. Right along with Sodom.