Damn the torpedoes
We need another wall. A wall running the full length of the border of California. In addition to that, lacing the waters of the Pacific shore, I think mines would be appropriate and patrols of a carrier group to take care of survivors should they skirt the mines. We need to keep California for the Californians. Since time immemorial the desert kept us safe but with air travel and the interstate system a “no man’s land” became difficult to maintain and a few even made it to our nation’s capitol where they sewed the seeds of Californication to the dismay of Christian folk.
Please note that I did use the word Christian, avoiding words like white or patriot, and God forbid heterosexual. That having been said, California is most likely where the AntiChrist will emerge from.
Over the last week we have seen some very nice car burning in the City of the Angels. Of course the Governor, Grab em Newcum, assured us that boys will be boys, and it was only a few cars and buildings. What’s all the fuss about? Earlier this year God tried to burn them out but once you’ve got roaches, well they’re everywhere.
California “lived the dream” for so long that the fine line between hallucinations and reality became blurred. Reality: An illegal is not an immigrant and just what part of illegal do you not understand? So Trump goes on a Wetback patrol and the good citizens Calify the whole situation by protesting federal law enforcement doing their job. That’s like Bonnie and Clyde advocating gun control. In the country illegally, cops looking for you, wave a Mexican flag screaming, “Viva Zapata” at the top of your lungs! What could possibly go wrong?
Don’t get me wrong. There are good people out there. Wait! I take that back. All of them moved to Austin. Northern California is ok. In fact, they tried to form their own state a few years back. The Inland Empire seems alright on the surface, but that SoCal influence always seems to bubble up. No, just get rid of the whole place. I have a highly scientific idea of the problem with Californians. Approved by RFK. I figure that the San Andrea fault line running the length of the state generates an electrical surge every time it wiggles. This influx of electrical energies misaligns their brains and that’s where gay marriage, wetback naturalization, and kale salads come from. I mean, look at it. The last thing that made any sense coming out of that place was Marilyn Monroe’s butt! And they killed her!
Then we got Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters and Ellen Degenerate. No butts to see here folks. Just move along. Watch out for that fire! And finally, someone gave them a big heaping dose of reality. Gotta admit, it’s fun to watch. I ate popcorn and rubbed myself suggestively watching the news over the last week. I wanted to see that stupid-ass Hollywood Sign go up. YEAH BABY!
Am I bitter? Not really. Just fed up. I find that I’m becoming more and more conservative every day. I’m so far to the right I don’t even turn my car to the left. America for America, Texas for Texas, and all for the glory of God. Is there anything I missed?
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