Man’s Relationship With God

There is a relationship between God and man. Think about that. God never made a secret about it.

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Then God elevated man.

1Corinthians 6:3 – Do you not know that we will judge angels? How much more the things of this life.

 So God said, “Let us make man in our image.” And after hearing this the Adversary, that old dragon which is known as Lucifer, or Satan said, “Dude! That’s a monkey,” and God said, “Ok, so what? It is what it is, and whereupon banished The Devil off to Albuquerque or somewhere where he roams like a roaring lion seeking mischief that he may inflict upon the earth and. . . well, you know the rest.

Last night I watched a video.

You know, atheists make a lot of hay fusing and confusing. I get some of my best stuff from watching old clips of Christopher Hitchens. He can really turn a phrase, can’t he? And if you follow these guys, you fall right into the logic. Like the Hedonistic prick cited above, they list all of the freedoms of nonbelief, according to the occultist, Aleister_Crowley, the joy of Doing what thou wilt, and telling you how to take command of your life. I tried that . . . and I become a drunk! And I was a good ‘un! I was a country music songwriter, on the sauce with all the ex-wives just cruising down that lost highway looking for a Cadillac to take me to my reward! You don’t need God when you got that game plan. Oh, you sing about Him a lot, you may even be saved, and you don’t have to go to hell; you’re already there!

I just love chocolate covered cherries, don’t you?

Free will is a funny thing. If you understand that God created everything then you must understand that includes everything from M&M’s to time. Yeah, all in the Big Bang. You see, you gotta have a road before you can drive on it. There are freeways, side roads, country roads, all kinds of roads, and you have the free will to pick any road you like. The God GPS (The Bible) will plot a course for you, but there’s always a few that take an exit to look at a big ball of twine, and that’s Ok with God. He just tells Gabriel, “Hold my wine and watch this!”

Always remember that God inspired the Bible, but man transpired it. Now translating is a tricky business. On one page it reads Do unto others as you would have them do unto you while some freaked out old man wrote somewhere else if your daughter dates a Pentecostal  you should bash her head in with a big rock and cut her into four briskets and mail them to four points of Israel. If you think God inspired that, have I got a temple for you and it’s on sale!

Now the atheist will cherry-pick these gems and use them to prove there ain’t no God. And they try to show historical inaccuracies in the Bible by pointing out discrepancies in a document that’s been translated and edited for at least thirty-five hundred years! Imagine that! And their answer? Read a book that was written by someone who has to look in their pants to see if they are a ying or a yang! You can’t make this up, folks! Google it!

There is a moral code. People have it, monkeys have it, Democrats don’t have it but there’s still hope. It is that instinctive trait that tells you right from wrong. Whenever you break this code, you have conflict. From conflict you get guilt. Sin is where you know you shouldn’t do it but you do anyway. And if you are normal, when you break this code, you have a desire to make things right. A get out of hell free card. Get back to where you once belonged. Call it forgiveness, reconciliation, therapy, whatever; you gotta make it right.

And you can’t rewrite that code. It always has the last word. In guilt, mental issues, cancer, or all of the above. You can’t change it that no matter what you priest, doctor, or lawyer tells you. Because that God, you know, that guy you don’t believe in put it there. It is literally in your DNA. Just like the tiger in the bush.

And I agree. Some of the things in the Bible are bumpous! Ever read the “Holy” Qu’ran? Talk about the Goat Herder’s Guide to the Universe. Or the Book of Mormon. “And it came to pass that The Prophet passed the taters.” People will believe anything that tells them what they want to hear. If you repeat anything ten times in a rhythmic chant half the congregation will wave their hands in the air likea they don’t care and shout, “Hallelujah!” Don’t believe me? Drop into any Pentecostal or Church of God and watch. They don’t do that in they Catholic Church because they’re watching for the Virgin Mary to appear to three little girls.

Because we all have a God hole in our head that has to be filled by something! God, the Devil, or Christopher Hitchens, and no matter what brand you buy you will never fill the hole. There has to be something more. Almost like whomever or whatever set this up is smarter than we are. So what is God? Whatever you think of most of the day.