Monica Could Have Swallowed at any time

 


The Democrats have undergone a religious experience. Ever since somebody noticed Trump’s ankles were swollen they been praying that motherfucker would die! Nope. Contingency plans have already been laid. Ya’ll all noticed that there’s something different about Barron, and you were right. He’s a clone! Melania is too. That’s why she never seems to age. And she speaks all them languages. 

Democrats never learn. All these years and they run Harris for president, forgetting the Clinton fiasco. Monica could have swallowed at any time. Hey! Harris giggled so much I thought for sure she knew how to party. 

And they’re worried to death about the Epstein list. Is Trump on it? Why hell yes he’s on it. You know who wasn’t on it! Biden. Girls were all too old for him. One thing you can’t accuse Biden of is coming out of the closet. 

Trump is so American he scares the communist out of the Democrats. He’s such a great president Texas forgot to secede. Ellen Degenerate left the country. She ran off to England and was too gay even for them. Passed his big, beautiful bill and Weight Watchers declared bankruptcy. 

The reason his feet swole up is from kicking Democrat ass. You have to watch Democrats. They proliferate. With forty-seven genders and screwing everything but the neighbor’s cat hide your daughters! Only thing Trump did wrong was throwing all the Mexicans out. Hell! Bring ‘em back. They pay taxes with no hope of a refund. And they pour concrete and pick vegetables. Real Americans. 

 


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