The National Association for the Advancement of Cracker People

 


Brothers and sisters we are gathered here today to celebrate a successful week and the many blessings that have been bestowed upon us by the only true God of the universe who has endorsed Donald Trump as the prophet who has read the riot act to all the non-essential vagrants crowding our streets, girly-men, sexual degenerates, Muslims and those wet of back. Can I get an amen?

And, as has been pointed out by Native Americans populating many trailer parks across the great Southwest, We ain’t from here, we are here! And you may scream and you can shout, but you ain’t never gonna run us out! So, learn to live with it!


From the coal mines of Kentucky (Which are to be back in full operation soon, Praise the Lord, to the bathhouses of San Francisco, the renewal of American pride will eclipse every half baked political and theological idea as the Trump edition of The King James Bible will be taught in every school throughout the land! Hallelujah!

As useless vaccines are poured down the drain and measles partys replace them let us give a tip of the hat to Israel that took two years to partially subdue an Arab biker gang and remember the immortal words of the Prophet, Richard Pryor: Don’t go messing with them Jews without no MONEY!

 Mr Jesse Wells will now lead us in our closing hymn.

 



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