Give the Orangoutangs a shot

 


 

 

Social media is the opiate of the masses! Yeah yeah yeah, I ripped off Karl Marx. Screw that Kraut! Today, I read a detailed paper about the evidence of masturbation being so out of control that the Mormons, the flipping MORMONS come up with an app to help alleviate this problem. What an oxymormon! Is it a Bible app? Thou shalt not beatith thy meat? What is happening is folks inclined to such behavior are using AI (Here it come!) to “invent” their dream girl and then choke their monkey while Miss R2D2 does her thing. Meanwhile, sexual encounters between X’s and Y’s are becoming few and far between. Nothing between the sheets to see here, just move along.

I’m not saying that AI, Social Media, and all the deviations thereof are a trick of the Devil but I will say that if he’s using them he owes somebody money because for all his bullshit, in over 2000 years since his debut the best he could come up with was a twelve year old girl with a cross up her ass! Cute kid, but no Oscar!

Enter the Alpha Generation. All hat and no cattle! Taking paper towels, Vaseline, and dirty magazines to a new level and getting addicted! With self abuse the old rule was boys do and girls don’t. Then it went to boys do and girls might. Then they just did away with sex and leaped to AI. And it’s super addictive. Even a fat girl beats that, no offense to fat chicks. Just don’t let her get on top.

So, if you’re wondering where all this AI crap is heading it is the same ol same ol. Only more centralized. Folks, this won’t work! People think of gender like a Starbucks coffee now. Two shots of breast, go light on the legs, with whipped cream. Now mix this with a shot of fake news and you get what that little boy in the back seat says three or four times which is what we’ve all boiled down to.

See that hand-basket? That’s America heading for hell. Gonna be a pity if Jesus comes and nobody’s home. Don’t be sad. The shaved ape has been on this trek for a full minute. By the time God is finished with us perhaps he’ll give the orangoutangs a shot.

The Reverend Wilbur!


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