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Welcome to hot topic central! I’m gonna crawl out on a limb here and start sawing between me and the tree but somebody’s gotta say it, so here goes!

Here ye here ye! Not all illegals are bad! Some are like a backyard dog. Bark bark bite bite and stay in the yard. Years ago I was in New York. Down on Mulberry Street. They were celebrating some New York holiday and street vendors were everywhere. I came upon one guy, two wheel cart, selling sausages, wife beater, you know, and he offered me a taste. Then another and another until we were having a conversation about sausages. I ate a whole meal of samples this guy had made with his own hands. When we were parting, my girlfriend was just gonna walk away. I stopped her and said that we had to buy some of this man’s sausage. She looked gut shot! “Why?” She asked. “Look at all the samples he gave us!” Anyway, I bought a pound of the one he recommended. I have no remote idea what his citizenship was.

ICE has made a lot of hay and raised a lot of hell storming around the country like The Untouchables, dragging people out of their shops and homes and like good Germans nobody seems to smell the smoke. ALERT! Not all Mexicans are in the cartels. Just like all Italians are not in the Mafia. Not all Californians are gay. Wait! I take that last one back, but you see where I’m going.

It’s just easier to drag all the brown people away and let God sort them out. And it looks oh so good on the news. And most Americans have no earthly idea as to what it’s all about. Ok ok. We have some assholes who slip in through the cracks. Dare I use the “M” word and it’s not Mexicans, and it’s not Mormons! It is a flock of people who are diametrically opposed to anything American. Hell! For that matter anything, Mexican, Canadian, or Guatemalan! Anything not found in The Goathearder’s Guide to the Universe. And they admit it!

So, what to do? Maybe pour some ICE over all these Mosques popping up all over the place shouting “Sharia Law!” That would be a start . . . you think? And they’re easy to spot. They have diapers on their heads, and their women wear pup tents. “Oh Wilbur! You’re singling out a whole group of people.” No! I’m singling out a people who go leaps and bounds disrupting the host country in every way they can. They had nothing to do with the founders of this country. They add absolutely nothing to the forwarding of the American Dream while they spread their failed religion from schools to cafes with the morals of a stray cat. They almost make the cartels look good!

You don’t have to give up your heritage to be here. But ask yourself, why are you here? Nobody likes you. If your way of doing things is so great, why don’t you go home and do it there? Oh, that’s right. Back home you all hate your damn selves. The Iranians hate the Somalians who hate the Saudis who hate the Yamens and they all hate the Jews! (Did you ever notice how all these people look alike?)

Overreaction is like a cancer. It justifies itself. Then it justifies the justifications. Then, what began as a good idea gets labeled and dogma sets in. Dogma can be anything from the Nicene Creed to “Dee Chews are Ze Enemy!” All it has to be is easy to repeat. The words don’t matter. The truth doesn’t matter. Your Congress votes on truth every day. What is truth? What two thirds of the majority says it is. If that don’t work an executive order will give you the truth if all else fails, some crackpot Judge in Bugtussle who can’t even spell “Virus” will make a medical decision for America and all the ships at sea. And what are we doing about this? Deporting the accapareur from Paco’s avocado stand on 42nd Street! That’ll show ‘em!

For years and years the Rio Grandê was the border between America and Mexico and nobody cared how many wet of backs slipped across that sewer to live the American Dream with Jalapenos. You wanna know why we have cartels? Because we founded them! To feed dope to all the freaks we have in the land of the free. The Mexicans weren’t smart enough to do that and they don’t trade in pesos. And we gringos have now spent tons of money trying to stem the flow. Not gonna happen. The first time Pablo Escobar watched The Godfather it wasn’t gonna happen. Mexicans are Americans from the 19th century. You know. Work, eat, sleep. Yeah. And the cartels are bad but look what you got. The cartels know they’re outlaws. The Muslims think they have a blank check from God. That’s the difference! People on this side of the big drink are different from those on the opposite side.

One man’s God is another man’s demon. There is no middle ground between Muslim and Methodist. It don’t matter how you put it you simply cannot mix oil and water. No man has seen God, but they sure as hell know all about Him. Remember: God made man, man made religion, and religion made theology. The paradox. Theology: The understanding of God. You people can’t get along with just the inhabitants on a dirt ball (a small one at that) in one galaxy out of billions, In a universe that was big banged into existence by that God who sits outside of it all and you think you can understand Him when just this morning you were obsessing over Suzie Sweetcheeks drawers. PLEASE! There is a thin line between God and God Damn!