Rich Man Poor Man

During the composition of an article the other day I happened upon a photo from around 1960 or so of me sitting in a yard with a puppy. My intent at the time was to emphasize that the dog (Maybelline) had been a real dog thereby lending validation to the storyline I was purporting to be true (Which it was!) Now, fast forward to today. As many of you know Karrie (The Puck) has chosen to move to Detroit to seek her fame and fortune. This completely flabbergasted all of us down here. Karrie is adopted. Without going into all the drama her “real” mother was . . . well, a slut. Not that I have anything against sluts, having known a few, but that’s what caused the Texas Child Protective Services to service her by telling her “Texas ain’t big enough for me and you partner,” whereupon she went to the West Coast where slutification is a fine art. Anyway, Karrie was adopted. As Karrie approached her eighteenth birthday she began to seek her roots. In short order she found “Mommy Dea...