It’s Good to be the King

 

Elon Musk unleashed a fresh round of tweets late Thursday afternoon, calling for President Trump to be impeached!

Talk about a lover’s spat! This is a sugar to spit story if there ever was one. Sir Musk rode into town on a white stallion and the King bowed in respect. When his appointed time drew to an end the President said, “Kinda maybe sorta” insinuating that he’d be popping in now and then for a little adjustment on the Guillotines. Mr Musk actually has done a bang up job bringing federal spending to a grinding halt, but what did you expect? Across the board federal employees are thirty-five percent less efficient as those in the private sector and civil servants are more or less vested. And the practice of bidding for government contracts is akin to King Solomon’s mines. Two thousand dollar claw hammers anyone? 

But for the King and Sir Galahad to take off after each other like a couple wild dogs was a bit unseemly, even for Republicans. Each with their own social media Cackle Babble Head in a Box have some pretty stark posts. (See the above) Of course they had to drag Epstein out of his box. 

It would seem to the novice that the Trump/Musk coalition would be the dream team. That having been said, have you ever seen a couple lions competing for the position of lion king? And the challenger telling all the lionesses that the King is eating too many gazelles? 

But hey folks, the more things change the more they stay the same. This is all 🐂 💩 politics with a side order of CNN. Verily verily I say unto thee, “Don’t believe anything you hear on the news!” Main Stream Media hasn’t put out a straight story in thirty-three years  

I’m torn. I’m MAGA on steroids. Still, Donald is a Yankee and Elon is from Austin. I instinctively trust a Texas boy over a Yankee, especially a New York Yankee because we all know how they are. And don’t tell me Elon’s not a native Texan. He got here as fast as he could. If Elon Musk had been at the Alamo he would have won and made Santa Anna his gardener. 

I sincerely hope these boys shake hands. Elon really did do some bang up pink slipping during his tenure at the Round Table, and Donald is really the greatest president since. . . well, he’s the best president we’ve ever had. This team has done more for America than every Democrat combined. May tempers cool and we make America, or at least Texas Great Again. 

The Butcher

PS: Hey Elon! I still get the Tesla, right?

  B.                            Bill the Butcher